parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? i thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
mum: you're so gorgeous, you could have any guy.
friends: fuck you, you pretty betch.
grandparents: you're such a beautiful grandchild
boys: not sure if a frog or a frog..

Reblog if you’re a potato.

(Source: thanhv, via dizziestdaydreams)

Reblog if I’m allowed to go to your ask box and be bestfriends with you.

(Source: beauliever, via sweetasteroid)